r0sekanaya:

filling out a job application

“are you available for a Skype interview?”

….

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“no.”

indiandaughter:

ill pay u $7 to have a crush on me

hailants:

sextingbarack:

I don’t care what anyone says, this was the best moment on TV ever.

this is the greatest thing i’ve ever seen

gwenstafuckme:

It ain’t gonna suck itself

gwenstafuckme:

It ain’t gonna suck itself

s-video:

samebitch:

teapayne:

The sexual tension between Ted and Archie at the nintendogs competitions

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hawkgirl-in-the-impala:

chronic-genderbender:

"Those poor boys"

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"She deserves to be punished too."

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"I’m not saying I support rape, but-"

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"Sorry to say - she deserved it."

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"She put herself in harm’s way"

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"But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape."

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"She ruined their lives."

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"Well she didn’t exactly say ‘no’.."

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"Yea, but did you see what she was wearing?"

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"Boys will be boys!"

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"She should know better than to drink at a party…"

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*has emotional breakdown choosing what to eat at a restaurant*

2srooky:

124:

photosynthesis… hacked

*stares at the sun* we’re in.

2srooky:

124:

photosynthesis… hacked

*stares at the sun* we’re in.

magnacarterholygrail:

tsarcasm:

jesus


the true spirit of helping your fellow human

magnacarterholygrail:

tsarcasm:

jesus

the true spirit of helping your fellow human

medschoolapplicant:

Today I’m wearing a nice dark shade of exhaustion under my eyes.

done:

with your shit