can we all take a moment to laugh at my mums status’ from 2009
poor mum
mcdonalds is considering serving breakfast all day
You tried, Dr. Banner.
under my palmbrella ella ella eh eh eh
*trips over my low self esteem*
they call me macklemore in math class because im like
what what what what what
what what what what what what what
what what what what
how the fuck are all these people able to just run into celebrities in restaurants and gas stations and shit i’m lucky if i find two matching socks in a load of laundry on the first try
So in English class we had to draw a scene from The Great Gatsby. After the drawings were done the teacher was showing them to the class, and one drawing was a pic of Gatsby reaching towards at the green light, but in the drawing Gatsby didn’t have hands. So my teacher starts saying something like how this picture has hidden meaning and portrays the helplessness Gatsby feels, and the kid next to me just casually says “I can’t draw hands.”
the uglier the snapchat, the closer the friendship
Fun Fact: If you take 2 ‘D’ batteries and attach alligator clips to them and a light bulb and then another alligator clip to the light bulb and your braces the bulb works
read the fucking description omfg
OH my GOD
