fall-out-bruh:

lying is the most fun brendon can have without taking his clothes off

fall-out-bruh:

lying is the most fun brendon can have without taking his clothes off

lindsaylohoean:

how many calories do u burn by sliding down a wall crying

  • Me on my wedding day: you still like me right

raccoonrocketeer:

ancient nerds

disproven:

traceymoesby:

kohwala:

telepath more like telepathetic

this sounds like something Magneto would say before high fiving Mystique

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shutupaubrey:

[12 year old white girl voice] talk to me !! i don’t bite… hard(: <3

moonfalora:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

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princcess:

The moment of pure panic when accidentally activating Siri in a quiet place

wanchorss:

in4viate:

i have the sex appeal of a walrus.

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Me as a wife

gnagster:

i put the :// in http://