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little-marshmellow:

im laughing so hard at this and i dont even know why

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richwhitelesbian:

wetherz:

‘i like curvy girls’ = ‘i like girls with a flat tummy and massive arse and tits’

the da vinci code has been cracked

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i-like-pigeons:

no cough syrup

you are not ‘grape flavoured’

have you ever tasted a grape

you taste like death and the tears of small children

not fucking grape

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gaysuperheroes:

i would never cheat on someone i mean someone being stupid enough to date me is a once in a lifetime thing im not gonna mess it up

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Expectation:

Reality:

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puckermanfabray:

lets play “which download link is the real one”

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